On a journey through Japan, you will have that situation when you look at a
sign and stop for a moment. You will read the letters on the sign again, and it
will still say the same thing, to your surprise. There is the
"Preped
Card" for your phone or the sentence
"why to use this sensible
notbook!" sentence on your stationary.
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It's those little wrong English words, that really brighten up my day.
I am not the high-baron of English usage, I still make my mistakes, and you
will probably have picked up on some of them already if you have read this blog
or watched my videos. I still cannot distinguish when to use save or safe, and after a month away from the UK my German "W" accent comes through. However, seeing wrong English printed officially on
signposts, leaflets and maps, always surprises me a little. It's that certain
innocent usage of wrong English in an official way that makes it so cute in my
eyes. I'd rather have a wrong English signpost than one who doesn't even bother
trying.
My favourite one was in a game center in Shinjuku. On the top floor, where
the Purikura photo sticker machines are, there used to be a sign stating:
"The man who is not taking the women,
cannot enter by this
floor"
What it actually needed to say was, that men are not allowed on the Purikura
floor, unless they are accompanying a lady. This was invented to avoid awkward
chat ups in a "firls only" area. Boyfriends or friends of girls however are allowed to be there.
Unfortunately
that sign wasn't there anymore when I went to check for it this year.
Now some of these wrong English usages sometimes make you question your
own sanity for a second before you re-read the message and go "no wait
that's wrong".
My absolute favourite this year was the automatic "SOUP dispenser".
I read the sign, stopped, looked at the picture. No, that cannot be for
soup. It clearly states a hand. I've seen those things in the ladies loo. Did I
read that right? But maybe they made a
clever invention and created a dispenser for soup?
Checking closer, the Japanese also clearly states that it's a hand soap
dispenser.
How awesome a typo is that?
I am not really making fun of the wrong usage, I really think it's sweet.
I rather have people trying to speak another language than not bothering! Making the first step is important, no matter if it's wrong. My Japanese/English was terrible when I started speaking it.
However, that company should probably have gotten a proofreader or double checked their translators before printing the packaging.
But then, what do I know?
Maybe tomorrow someone will invent the first hand-washing soup dispenser!
And I will be gutted because I had the inspiration, but didn't invent it myself.
Now go invent something awesome kids!
Thanks for reading this sensible blooog!
x
Cat